TripleA Monday kick-off~~Q&A

All of this is thanks to mysticalblaze

Ever read a zodiac profile but still wonder how that personality will react to direct questioning on difficult subjects? Well, wonder no more, as I have compiled a list of direct and to-the-point questions with likely answers from each and every zodiac sign based on their profile in these pages. Enjoy!

Question: Am I too fat?

::Aries:: Yes.
::Taurus:: I prefer the term "pleasingly plump."
::Gemini:: Yes and no.
::Cancer:: You look just like your Aunt Blimpo. I'll get her photo.
::Leo:: Do what I say and we will take those pounds right off.
::Virgo:: I like fat people.
::Libra:: You have such style I hadn't noticed.
::Scorpio:: I think morbidly obese is a more accurate term.
::Sagittarius:: As compared to what?
::Capricorn:: Is this a trick question?
::Aquarius:: It's personality that counts.
::Pisces:: Just more of you to love.

Question: Do you really think the world revolves around you?
::Aries:: You mean it doesn't?
::Taurus:: Is this a trick question?
::Gemini:: It revolves around me, myself, and I.
::Cancer:: No, dear, it revolves around you.
::Leo:: Yes.
::Virgo:: What do you think?
::Libra:: If it could, it would.
::Scorpio:: No and you're not so special either.
::Sagittarius:: Of course not. The Universe revolves around me.
::Capricorn:: Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.
::Aquarius:: No, but the sun rises and sets because of me.
::Pisces:: No, but I sense you have a problem with that concept.

Question: Do you really think I am that clueless?
::Aries:: I plead the 5th.
::Taurus:: Clueless is such a strong term.
::Gemini:: I'm sorry, did you say something?
::Cancer:: I prefer the term "ill-advised."
::Leo:: That depends on your definition of "clueless."
::Virgo:: Not always.
::Libra:: Misguided maybe, but not clueless.
::Scorpio:: Clueless is as clueless does.
::Sagittarius:: Yes.
::Capricorn:: I could ask you the same question.
::Aquarius:: Is this a trick question?
::Pisces:: Mistakes happen.